Hello, Debbie. This website is for sale at only $280,000
Evil fire-breathing satanic cave-dwelling gold-hoarding mind-bending
terroristic beast of Western Christian culture;
or wise & intellegent supernatural creature of ancient Greece, East Asia,
& China who lives at the Emperor’s pallace & brings
health and good fortune to those who are worthy
and ask for help with humble sincerity …
or those who pay the full price for insight with gold?
You decide for yourself!